Random retail commentary

"Disney Princesses Cash Register toy? Somehow I doubt the Disney Princesses would be working retail..."

"Thank you for calling, this is the Toy department, can I help you?"
"I'm looking for the Toy department..."

"I'm calling from corporate, I want you to put something on hold for me. It's the --"
"Okay, just give me the stock number."
"I...don't have a stock number..."

"I want to get one of the netbooks in this week's ad."
"Oh, we're out of stock."
"Well, I'm calling from corporate, and our system shows you have four left."
"If we have any left, they're on hold for other people."
"Well, take one off of hold, and put it on hold for me."
"...No."
"Okay, how long do you keep things on hold?"
"You're calling from corporate, don't you know?"*

*I didn't actually say that last line.

Quote 1 was said by me, and 2 and 4 were conversations that I actually had. I heard number three when I was telling others about number four, and we were pretty sure it was the same person.