Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Laws of Anime

Nothing much today, just a link to the Laws of Anime, a list some people put together long ago...yet they still apply, most of them.

Some samples:

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics

In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#11 - Law of Inherent Combustibility

Everything explodes. Everything.

First Corollary -

Anything that explodes bulges first.

Second Corollary -

Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#17 - Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability

Minmei is a bimbo.

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