Apropos of nothing #4: Schoolteacher memories

So one day Wally the gym teacher and I were prepping to have two classes together in the gym. After repeating a question for no apparent reason, I shook my head and said that I was suffering from CRS.

Wally: "What's CRS?"
Me: "Can't remember s**t."

He laughed.

A few minutes later the kids came in (third grade, if I recall correctly). Early on in the class I made some sort of goofy error, and then said, "Don't worry, kids, I'm just suffering from CRS."

The kids started asking, "What's CRS?" Wally gave me one of those WTF?! looks.

Me: "Can't remember stuff." I then turned to Wally and said, "What did you THINK I was gonna say?"

Ya gotta take those comedy opportunities when you can, folks.