Dave Grobelkowski certainly gets around, doesn't he?

According to The Onion, Dave Grobelkowski was a McDonald's manager in Charlottesville, Virginia.

According to The Onion, Dave Grobelkowski became a Starbucks manager in Boston, Massachusetts.

One wonders whether or not Mr. Grobelkowski suggested the reported course of action to his Starbucks superiors. After all, if it worked at McDonald's, why not?