101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

So, get home, fire up the ol' Firefox, bring up one of the news aggregator sites I often browse, and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn it.

George Carlin, R.I.P.

Here for your amusment, a random list of 101 of theGreatest George Carlin Quotes. I think I may have posted this link before, but it's still funny. Not for the easily offended, of course -- and Carlin went after all sides.

If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.