The Natural Ideal style of eating vegetable.

Subway the dominant sandwich shop in the US is now available in over 74 countries. Here in Japan, we serve Subway sandwiches as a new style of Native Diet. This simply means that Subway sandwiches are the Natural Ideal style of eating Vegetables. We hope to spread this form of Native Diet to create a healthy living for both humans and the environment.

--copied from a bag of potato wedges, odd capitalization and all

"Native Diet," huh?

Well, even if it isn't really Japanese, it's closer to a "Native Diet" than freakin' Twinkie Sushi!

(Let me add that, on the discussion board where I first saw that picture, they also suggested using chocolate sauce and green Pixie Stix dust to make a "soy sauce and wasabi" surrogate. Eeeyuch.)